OK this tops the Cake! By JR (Read 586 times)

[JR]

I read a lot especially the news and especially what I call weird news! So let's see if any of you can top this one?

news.msn.com/offbeat/us-living-dead-mans-family-must-repay-benefits

Sure adds a new meaning to the term "walking dead!"

JR

[fflintstone]

Without knowing why he disappeared ,which is no doubt a means to thwart the law,just take him out in the woods and make him disappear again--or not--eh?simple solution

[JR]

That kind of sounds like a little on the unlawful side there Flint old buddy!

[fflintstone]

I don't know if you can kill a dead man..eh?Of course I am taking a facetious look at this story--and I haven't ever killed anybody--lately--hehe-

[poppawelee]

JR the monthly National Lampoon Magazines from the 1970's had one page devoted to bizarre News stories that were often hilarious. That mag was very non-PC and often offensive depending on one's point of view and tastes - but this was a different time and some felt anything goes for the sake of a laugh.
One article I recall was a man in a small grocery who put a stack of cat food cans on the register counter and then exposed and placed his 'member' on the counter. The clerk remained calm and swiftly smashed the stack of cat food cans down so swiftly on the customers pride and joy that the fellow passed out and the clerk phoned the police.