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Post by JR on Apr 15, 2013 10:46:42 GMT -6
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. ;D
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the jerk's name. 
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. 
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Post by gatekeeper on Apr 15, 2013 19:43:42 GMT -6
Words to live by! |
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Post by justbuggin2 on Apr 15, 2013 22:41:52 GMT -6
sooooo true
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Post by fflintstone on Apr 16, 2013 0:00:45 GMT -6
Wow,Jr could be a preacher !!!lol
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Post by dragonsparks on May 5, 2013 11:58:52 GMT -6
I personally have always had a hard time remembering name's. But this I can do. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the jerk's name. Still all 5 are so true. Dave |
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Post by wolfhound on May 6, 2013 18:27:14 GMT -6
So I am not the only one who can not remember names. Forgive your enemy. He will go nuts waiting for the other shoe to fall. |
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Post by wolfhound on May 6, 2013 18:30:33 GMT -6
Rule #6. Be kind to your webfooted friends for a duck may be some bodies mother. |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 7, 2013 9:10:51 GMT -6
Rule #6. Be kind to your webfooted friends for a duck may be some bodies mother. wolfhound was that pointed at me? If it walks like a duck & talks like a duck it is probably a Mallard...But I'm a Swan I tell you. LOL.  |
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Post by wolfhound on May 8, 2013 9:23:05 GMT -6
If the shoe fits grab the other one and run like the devil cause you got a pair of new shoes!!! ;D
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Post by dragonsparks on May 8, 2013 18:14:12 GMT -6
DX Is But untrue. I sware I'm a Swan But if you get me on a Pool Table I'm a  Want to play for pink slips? I'll make you  Dave |
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