Post by flyangler on Jul 14, 2011 5:28:26 GMT -6
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>Gentle Thoughts for Today-
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>>>>>Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then shit on your car.
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>>>>>A penny saved is a government oversight.
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>>>>>The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body
>>>>>and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
>>>>>
>>>>>The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
>>>>replacement.
>>>>>
>>>>>He who hesitates is probably right.
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
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>>>>>If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
>>>>>
>>>>>The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in
>>>>>trouble..
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>>>>>Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells
>>>>>'Theirs...'
>>>>>
>>>>>Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
>>>>>start bragging about it.
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>>>>>Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know
>>>>>'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
>>>>>paved.
>>>>>
>>>>>When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of
>>>>>Algebra.
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>>>>>You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
>>>>>
>>>>>One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice
>>>>>change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
>>>>>comfortable.
>>>>>
>>>>>Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . .. . . .
>>>>>. AMEN!
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>Gentle Thoughts for Today-
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then shit on your car.
>>>>>
>>>>>A penny saved is a government oversight.
>>>>>
>>>>>The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body
>>>>>and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
>>>>>
>>>>>The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
>>>>replacement.
>>>>>
>>>>>He who hesitates is probably right.
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
>>>>>
>>>>>The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in
>>>>>trouble..
>>>>>
>>>>>Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells
>>>>>'Theirs...'
>>>>>
>>>>>Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
>>>>>start bragging about it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know
>>>>>'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
>>>>>paved.
>>>>>
>>>>>When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of
>>>>>Algebra.
>>>>>
>>>>>You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
>>>>>
>>>>>One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice
>>>>>change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
>>>>>comfortable.
>>>>>
>>>>>Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . .. . . .
>>>>>. AMEN!
