Post by madcollie on Feb 24, 2013 10:10:34 GMT -6
A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..."If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.
" He replied........"I'm taking a shit. What should I do?"