Post by tankrider on Aug 1, 2012 13:34:05 GMT -6
Five surgeons at a convention from big cities are discussing who are the best patients.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything is color coded."
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The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything's in alphabetical order"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like Harley mechanics... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the cranium and the rectum are interchangeable. "
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything is color coded."
...
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything's in alphabetical order"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like Harley mechanics... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the cranium and the rectum are interchangeable. "
