Post by alleyoop on Jul 20, 2012 14:14:44 GMT -6
Sitting together on a train were President Obama, George W. Bush,
a little old lady, and a young big-breasted blonde.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later
there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him, but missed, and got me instead.
George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel,
so I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!!
a little old lady, and a young big-breasted blonde.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later
there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him, but missed, and got me instead.
George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel,
so I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!!
..BAD TO THE BONE..
