Post by Luke on Jun 18, 2012 23:14:59 GMT -6
you would be a redneck if:
-You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
-you mow your lawn and find a car.
-You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
-your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
when you think mud rasslin' should be an olympic sport
-you've ever lost a loved one to kudzu
-Your boat has not left the driveway in 15years
-Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool
-your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat
-you've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame
-Santa claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap
-You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
-you mow your lawn and find a car.
-You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
-your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
when you think mud rasslin' should be an olympic sport
-you've ever lost a loved one to kudzu
-Your boat has not left the driveway in 15years
-Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool
-your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat
-you've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame
-Santa claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap
