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Post by JR on May 12, 2014 3:36:12 GMT -6
Was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a
beer, when a
butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on
the ass.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your
number!
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the farmer
notices
you're missing."
My dental surgery is on
Monday.
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Post by brucewayne on May 12, 2014 11:36:08 GMT -6
so she punched you?
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Post by JR on May 13, 2014 17:43:17 GMT -6
It's a joke!  |
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Post by fflintstone on May 19, 2014 11:08:41 GMT -6
 eh?
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Post by richardthescooter3 on May 20, 2014 11:25:15 GMT -6
Good one JR  |
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Post by Luke on Jun 25, 2014 14:02:50 GMT -6
hahaha bruce didn't get the joke...your roommate might have gotten you dis ortiented,,,well no wonder uyou want to kick her out of the house...LOL
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